Current Poll

  • Would you rather have a cold Christmas or warm Christmas?

    “If you’re hot and you’re cold..~”

Previous Polls

  • Would you rather be bitten by a vampire or a werewolf?

    Choose wisely…

  • Would you rather be able to know everything or have infinite money?

    Infinite knowledge or infinite money? No, you can’t choose both.

  • Would you rather go to the past or the future?

    Would you rather go back in time and do a fixer-upper on all your mistakes? Or would you go to the future to be able to meet your future self, find out what happens, and do countless other things? Submit your answers on this month’s poll!

  • Sweet or Savory?

    Are you a sweet tooth (with said sweet tooth rotting because of all the sweets you eat) or someone who prefers more savory foods? Cast your vote in this paper’s poll: Sweet or Savory?

  • Pineapples on Pizza??

    The ages-old debate that has torn families, friendships, and countries apart. Does anyone actually like pineapples on top of pizza?

  • Caption This!

    Come up with your funniest captions for the image for a chance to be featured in the next Falcon Times edition! Go wild.

  • Teachers and Alternate Universes!

    Paper of 4/20

  • Caption This!

    Paper of 3/1

  • How Are You Feeling Today?

    Paper of 2/1

  • What's your favorite bug, and if given the opportunity, would you get a dog-sized one?

    Paper of 12/14

  • What's your opinion on pineapple pizza?

    Paper of 12/9

  • You Can Have ANY Superpower, BUT: Other Pollers Choose The Side Effect

    Paper of 5/26